Ganito kasi yan, kaming mga lalaki, may sarili rin kaming buhay. Hindi naman kasi dahil sinagot niyo na kami, dapat, nandiyan na kami kaagad kapag sinabi niyo kahit napaka imposible.
Wag niyo kaming underin. Masakit sa pakiramdam na maisip namin na inaalipin niyo kami.
Hindi niyo alam kung gaano kahirap magisip ng kung anong ireregalo para sa monthsarry na wala naman sa dictionary. Hindi niyo rin alam kung gaano kahirap magkaroon ng pera na pang date sa inyo. Nagagalit pa nga kayo kapag sinasabi naming kayo na ang sumagot sa pamasahe. At nagagalit kayo kapag late kami ng five minutes, samantalang pag kayo na ang late ng thirty minutes, kayo pa ang galit kapag nagreklamo kami.
Hindi naman kami nanunumbat. Sinasabi lang namin ang nararamdaman namin dahil ayaw namin isang araw, manlamig na lang kami bigla at umalis ng walang paalam sa mga piling niyo.
Importante kayo sa amin kaya wag na kayo magpaimportante pa. 1:10 ang ratio ng lalake sa babae. Kung hindi namin kayo mahal, matagal na naming kayong iniwan dahil sa kakadakdak mo tungkol sa nabuntis mong kaaway nung highschool. Seryoso, mahal namin kayo pero wala kaming pakialam dun.
Ayaw naming nakikitang nakabusangot kayo dahil hindi iyon ang dahilan kung bakit nahulog ang puso namin sa inyo. Naiintindihan naming fragile kayo masyado pero, please, wag niyo naman kaming sigawan sa harap ng maraming tao. Nakakababaw ng self-esteem at pagkalalake yun.
Wag rin kayong magalit kung paminsan ay aksidente kaming napapatingin sa ibang babae. By chances lang iyon. Hindi tulad ng ginagawa niyo kapag kasama niyo ang mga kaibigan niyo. Hawak niyo na ang kamay namin, naghahanap pa rin kayo ng pogi at maghahagikgikan kayo kapag may naispotan kayo. Nakakaintimidate yun lalo na kapag napapangitan kami sa lalaki.
Lahat gagawin niyo makausap lang kami, lahat gagawin namin makita lang kayo. Okay na sa inyo ang boses pero sa amin kulang iyon. Hindi excuse yung kesyo bawal ka lumabas, bakit, wala bang bintana bahay niyo? At gagawa at gagawa kami ng paraan makita lang kayo, kahit tahulan na kami ng aso niyo o ‘di kaya ay lumabas na yung tatay mong may dala nang baril.
Hindi kami nanunumbat. Hindi namin kayo sinisisi. Sinasabi lang namin ang nararamdaman namin. At alam naman nating lahat na kahit anong gawin naming mga lalaki na dahilan, kayo pa rin ang mananalo dahil hindi namin kayo kayang tiisin at mahal na mahal namin kayo.
A LETTER TO YOU FROM SATAN
I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores.
You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn’t even bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night.
You are so unthankful, I like that about you.
I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your way of living, Fool, you are mine.
Remember, you and I have been going steady for years, and I still don’t love you yet.
As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate God.
He kicked me out of heaven, and I’m going to use you as long as possible to pay him back.
You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in store for you.
But you have yielded your life to me, and I’m going to make your life a living hell.
That way, we’ll be together twice. This will really hurt God.
Thanks to you, I’m really showing Him who’s boss in your life with all of the good times we’ve had.
We have been…
watching dirty movies, cursing people out, loving worldly things, having bad influences, stealing, lying, being hypocritical, fornicating, overeating, telling dirty jokes, gossiping, being judgmental, back stabbing people, disrespecting adults, and those in leadership positions, no respect for the Church, bad attitudes.
SURELY you don’t want to give all this up.
Come on, Fool, let’s burn together forever. I’ve got some hot plans for us. This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you.
I’d like to say ‘THANKS’ for letting me use you for most of your foolish life.
You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you are tempted to sin, you give in.
HA HA HA, you make me sick.
Sin is beginning to take its toll on your life. You look 20 years older, and now, I need new blood.
So go ahead and teach some children how to sin.
All you have to do is smoke, get drunk or drink while under-aged, cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate, and live being as selfish as possible.
Do all of this in the presence of children and they will do it too. Kids are like that.
Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now. I’ll be back in a couple of seconds to tempt you again. If you were smart, you would run somewhere, confess your sins, and live for God with what little bit of life that you have left.
It’s not my nature to warn anyone, but to be your age and still sinning, it’s becoming a bit ridiculous. Don’t get me wrong, I still hate you.
IT’S JUST THAT YOU’D MAKE A BETTER FOOL FOR CHRIST.
P.S. If you love me, you won’t share this.
Eh dahil mabilis kong nagawa yung experiment namin at hindi ako nmroblema. :)))
Ayan na yung program ko kapag ni-run :)
Nanliligaw si Bruno mars sa isang babae
Girl: bakit mo ko mahal?
Bruno:cause your amazing just the way u are
Girl: anong gagawin mo kapag nagging tau?
Bruno: I think I wana mary u!
Girl: Paano mo naman mapapatunyan na mahal mo tlga ako?
Bruno: I can catch a grenade for u!
(may nagtapon nang 10 na bomba nasugatan ung babae)
Girl: bat mo hindi sinalo?
Bruno: cause today I don’t feel like doing anything!
“First Crush is Memorable. First Love is Unforgettable.” Agree?
The moment when you hear something that breaks your fucking heart.
ACTING LIKE A BOSS
Who the hell you think you are? You’re not my mother. You’re not the legal wife. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT! You’re getting on my nerves now, JENNY!
What’s with you?? How dare you?! Holding my father’s neck. It is just a 3hour-party and yet you would not still allow him to attend? Could you please stop acting like a boss?? I’m just borrowing him for ONE NIGHT from you. After that, he’s yours again. If you like, forever.
ISAKSAK MO NA SA BAGA MO! I can no longer control my temper that’s why I’m posting it right HERE.
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